I Beg You All, Please Shut Up
Chapter 37: The Unlucky Yang Rong

What!

After listening to Rong Rong and Chu Tian's oath, Bai Xiaochun seemed to have been poked and laughed widely.

After laughing, she said, “The two of you, one’s unable to be married and the other’s unable to get a wife. That’s a perfect match. The two of you merely need to get together and the problem will be solved.”

Black lines rolled down Rong Rong’s forehead as she looked at Bai Xiaochun, “And here I was wondering what you were laughing about. How bored are you? How can you laugh at something like that? Hurry, it’s your turn now.”

Bai Xiaochun thought. She still had a smile on her face, “Then, if I am to lie in the Fight the Landlord: Truth Edition, I wouldn’t be able to be married either.”

“You ended up swearing the same thing I did.” Smiling, Rong Rong raised her middle finger at Bai Xiaochun. Then, the three began playing Fight the Landlord.

In the first round, Rong Rong was the Landlord. She lost. According to the rules, she needed to answer a question from Chu Tian and Bai Xiaochun.

With a beaming smile, Bai Xiaochun pondered for a bit before asking, “Rongrong, how many boyfriends have you had?”

Rong Rong: “Two. One’s during my third year of junior high. It didn’t last long. As for the second boyfriend, you all knew about him. I began dating him during my second year of high school. We’ve been dating the entire time. Answer completely. Deskmate, it's your turn to ask now.”

“Hmmm…” Chu Tian pondered for a bit, “Why did you break up with your first boyfriend?”

“Because we didn’t suit each other,” said Rong Rong. “That’s too simple of a question.”

“Wait a minute. You call that an answer?” interrupted Bai Xiaochun, “Why don’t you suit each other? You need to explain the reasoning behind it, at least.”

“Fine, fine, fine,” Rong Rong laughed before biting on her lower lip, “It’s just that… he’s too, you know… He’s always touching me. And I don’t like it. Because of that, we ended up breaking up.”

“Ah?” Bai Xiaochun spoke with surprise. “That’s the reason? The two of you were dating. You’re in a relationship. If he doesn’t touch you, who else would he be touching?”

“I just don’t like being touched like that,” said Rong Rong, “Regardless, I was only in my third year of junior high. That relationship is purely having fun together. We weren’t thinking too much about it.”

“Okay then. I guess we can consider you having answered our questions,” laughed Chu Tian. “Come, let’s start round two.”

Soon, the second match ended. Rong Rong was the Landlord again. The result was the same. She lost again.

“What the hell?!” Rong Rong tooted, “Why did I lose again?”

“Hey, you better keep your promise since you’ve lost. Don’t act like a sore loser,” laughed Bai Xiaochun.

“I’m someone who keeps her promises,” Rong Rong rolled her eyes. “Ask away. I’m not afraid of anything.”

Smiling gleefully, Bai Xiaochun pondered for a bit, “How far have you progressed with your current boyfriend?”

Rong Rong laughed, “Really now you… We’ve been dating for two-three years. It’s only natural that we’ve done all that should be done. You couldn’t possibly expect that we’ve only been holding hands and giving pecks to the mouth, right?”

“Oh… I see,” Bai Xiaochun smiled as she nodded her head.

“In that case, when was your first time?” asked Chu Tian.

What?

Rong Rong’s eyes narrowed. She looked at Chu Tian, “Deskmate, deliberate your questions. While the river might flow east for thirty years, it could flow west for the next thirty years. It’s best to not push me too far just because I’m on a losing streak right now. At some point, I will have a win. Are you sure you want to ask that question? It’s best to keep some grounds so that things can be discussed peacefully in the future. Think this carefully.”

“Hey, hey, hey,” said Bai Xiaochun, “Classmate Rong Rong, please watch your attitude. Why are you threatening people?”

“And you!” said Rong Rong. “Once I catch you, don’t think I’ll let you off that easily.”

“Speak!” laughed Bai Xiaochun, “Chu Tian already asked the question. Don’t forget, you’ve sworn on it.”

Rong Rong pondered for a bit before responding unwillingly, “It’s… the second year of high school. After we’ve been dating for two months, it happened.”

“Oh, so it’s during the second year of high school. That’s quite early,” said Bai Xiaochun with a mischievous smile.

“Enough of your bullshit,” Rong Rong said. “Come, let’s start round three. I refuse to believe I will keep losing.”

Several minutes later. Rong Rong spoke in defeat, “What the hell is with this?! My hand was so great! How did I lose again?!”

It was unknown why Rong Rong’s luck was so bad today. She was the Landlord again in the third match. Yet, she lost again.

Chu Feng and Bai Xiaochun were dying with laughter.

It was truly fun to target a single person.

“Quickly ask what you want to ask,” Rong Rong rolled her eyes. “After that, we’re starting the round four.”

Laughing, Bai Xiaochun pondered for a bit before saying, “Don’t be in such a rush. Let me think about it. Hmmm… have you thought about changing your boyfriend?”

“Never,” said Rong Rong. “My boyfriend and I have always maintained a wonderful relationship. Not changing. Deskmate, your turn now.”

“I’m truly at a loss what to ask,” Smiling, Chu Tian pondered, “How about this? Tell us about the one thing you considered being the most embarrassing. Remember, it has to be the most embarrassing.”

Most embarrassing?

“It’s…” Rong Rong thought about it for a bit, “During my third year of high school, I was making out with my boyfriend at home. My mom caught us. It’s extremely embarrassing.”

“Ah?” Bai Xiaochun’s eyes grew wide open as she laughed, “There’s such a thing? Tell us about it.”

With her face completely red, Rong Rong glared at Bai Xiaochun, “We were studying together. His grades were better than mine, so he came to tutor me on my homework. Then, we grew tired of studying and… had some fun. But my mom just returned home and discovered us.”

“Hahaha…”

Bai Xiaochun held her stomach, laughing. She was laughing so many tears were about to come out of her eyes.

With her face still red, Rong Rong rolled her eyes, “What’s so funny?! Enough of this, move on to round four! I’m definitely going to win this round! Hurry!”