"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
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Comments on the novel chapters for the last week.
its been 2 years since the last chap but I still remembers some of its plot, thats rich coming from me
(≧▽≦) pickup 🛻
Any news?
Man the Mc like he is Very gud in a weird way like he can't even have normal conservation like they teach him so much that I think even I can get a 1 or 2 girl btw i have a gf idk how tho
Is this novel dropped or something?
Boys who want to find a girlfriend follow this novel.all tricks and trips are here. You will 100 percent got a girlfriend. Here is step by step road map for you to follow a girl and fall her gor you.
Coming back to complain how this novel got me hooked on modern day school genre stuff. I can't find another novel like this with a system in modern day school setting that has romance, with sm*t being an added bonus.
This novel is actually heavily inspired by the book 'The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists' by Neil Strauss (Style), im reading it currently and im like 'this is the same from the webnovel i've read before'
Poison taste test: This novel is like having 10 shots of premium alcohol sitting on a table but 1 of them is rat poison. There is some very good stuff packed into this novel but not every sticks the landing. You’ll find some chapters are filled with weird song parodies of s*x euphemisms and jokes which are just cringe. Some of the MC’s actions are also super cringe, like straight up insulting women to their face attempting to pick em up. The author does this earlier in the novel because the MC is a beta virgin loser at the start, and got bad advice, but 200+ chapters later he still does it for one arc. Its like a relapse, MC loses 200+ chapters of development (authors fault/bad writing). Putting aside the bad, this novel has amazing sm*t, and also some very good advice/info mixed in with the bad ones. I overall enjoyed the novel it was well written besides the points above, author just forces jokes too much at times. I’d definitely recommend reading the novel just know it’s dropped.
Does anyone know why there any updates?